CHAPTER 1: BORN IN A BEDROOM REVOLUTION
“SOME BRANDS SELL CLOTHES.
WE SELL F**KING FEELINGS WITH POCKETS.”
Picture it: 3AM. Somewhere between a reality TV meltdown and your social media existential crisis..A glue gun. A mountain of rhinestones. A dream to make fashion LESS POLITE, MORE PSYCHO. That’s how Cherrykitten clawed its way out of a glitter-coated rage hole. We don’t do quiet. We do SCREAM-IN-YOUR-MIRROR-WHILE-DANCING energy.
CHAPTER 2: YOUR EMOTIONS, OUR DESIGN BRIEF
GOT RAGE? Slap it on a crop top:
✧ “CRY ABOUT IT” sequin tees
✧ “MY ANXIETY MATCHES MY OUTFIT” mesh dresses
✧ “KISS MY NON-BINARY ASS” muscle tank
GOT JOY? Weaponize it:
✧ Mini skirts that POISON HATERS WITH ENVY
✧ Glow-in-the-dark keychain FOR MIDNIGHT MANIFESTING
✧ Sheer top with UNHINGED OPTIMISM
“If your outfit doesn’t make grandma clutch her pearls,
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.”
CHAPTER 3: THE CHURCH OF CHAOTIC INCLUSION
NO PEWS. JUST PLATFORM BOOTS & PRONOUN PIN-BADGES.
OUR CONGREGATION:
✓ Size 2 to 22 QUEENS rocking liquid latex
✓ Non-binary fairies dripping in holographic chains
✓ Wheelchair warriors bedazzling rims with rhinestones
✓ Melanin goddesses rewriting beauty standards
✓ Gay uncles stealing our fishnets (you slay, Derek)
We don’t “tolerate” differences.
WE THROW A PARADE FOR THEM.
CHAPTER 4: AFFORDABLE ANARCHY™
BECAUSE REVOLUTION SHOULDN’T COST YOUR RENT MONEY.
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$19.9 for a “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY” tote? DONE.
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$26.9 for swimwear? OBVIOUSLY.
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$9 for mood-ring chokers that detect BS? ABSOLUTELY.
“Our prices? Cheaper than therapy.
Our impact? Louder than your inner critic.”
CHAPTER 5: HOW WE SLAY (THE RULES)
THE CHERRYKITTEN COMMANDMENTS:
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THOU SHALT STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT (in budget-friendly glitter)
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THOU SHALT REJECT “FLATTERING” (your body is ALREADY ART)
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THOU SHALT MIX CULTURES LIKE A COCKTAIL (kimono sleeves + cowboy boots = GENIUS)
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THOU SHALT BURN UGLY CRYSTALS (toxic vibes melt under our disco ball)
FINAL BOSS LEVEL: YOUR TURN TO SLAY
THIS ISN’T A BRAND. IT’S YOUR GLITTER-COATED REBELLION HQ.
WE GOT YOU, FAM.
WE’LL ARM YOU FOR BATTLE.
YOUR RULES. YOUR UNIVERSE.
NOW GO BREAK THE INTERNET.
Yours in chaos & hot,
TEAM CHERRYKITTEN 💋✨